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Jokes & Quotes for Speeches

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Published by Cassell Illustrated .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • Humour collections & anthologies,
  • Public speaking / elocution,
  • Satire And Humor,
  • Reference,
  • Language Arts / Linguistics / Literacy,
  • English,
  • Form - Jokes & Riddles,
  • Quotations,
  • LITERATURE - LIT CLASSICS TRD PB,
  • Reference / General,
  • Public Speaking,
  • Speeches, addresses, etc,
  • Wit and humor

  • The Physical Object
    FormatPaperback
    Number of Pages96
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL8952288M
    ISBN 101844035190
    ISBN 109781844035199
    OCLC/WorldCa62796697


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Get this from a library. Jokes & quotes for speeches. -- A collection of jokes, quotes, stories, and anecdotes arranged by topic.

Includes advice on using jokes and stories in speeches. ISBN: OCLC Number: Notes: Distributor from label on title page verso. Description: 95 pages ; 19 cm. Contents: Jokes & quotes for. Funny Speeches Quotes Funny Quotes about Speeches.

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